Assholes and Dipshits.

Yanno what's funny? No matter who's in office, it's always a bunch of assholes and dipshits who voted him in there. It's always whatever particular group of assholes and dipshits you happen to identify with. For instance, my brand of assholes and dipshits are currently doing everything they can to make the other group of assholes and dipshits happy so that they can pick up a few extra votes, even though those assholes have made it abundantly clear that nothing my assholes do will make those other assholes happy. If my assholes would take a page out of the other assholes' playbook and take advantage of their numbers to actually get something done I'd be a happier dipshit, myself.

I also know that I've registered as an Independent Dipshit, but for the most part I tend to lean to the left of the Universal Asshole Graph. Sooo yanno, while I like the thought of being an Independent Dipshit, I know that my underlying pinko tendencies make me vote for a certain group of fuckbuckets. Take from that what you will.