I caught myself watching porn for the production value tonight. I don't know what I think about this.

Assholes and Dipshits.

Yanno what's funny? No matter who's in office, it's always a bunch of assholes and dipshits who voted him in there. It's always whatever particular group of assholes and dipshits you happen to identify with. For instance, my brand of assholes and dipshits are currently doing everything they can to make the other group of assholes and dipshits happy so that they can pick up a few extra votes, even though those assholes have made it abundantly clear that nothing my assholes do will make those other assholes happy. If my assholes would take a page out of the other assholes' playbook and take advantage of their numbers to actually get something done I'd be a happier dipshit, myself.

I also know that I've registered as an Independent Dipshit, but for the most part I tend to lean to the left of the Universal Asshole Graph. Sooo yanno, while I like the thought of being an Independent Dipshit, I know that my underlying pinko tendencies make me vote for a certain group of fuckbuckets. Take from that what you will.

Howdy folks! Have a happy 4th!

So we must take note that blatantly whoring for comment doesn't work. Well played, audience. Well played.

So I'm thinking about maybe actually having a theme with this here blog thing in addition to the comics. (which are coming! I'm very lazy.) Should I delete all these previous nonsense posts to coincide with the change in content, or should I keep the old posts and just kind of segway into having actual meaning? Post your thoughts in the comments thread.

Film Maker

Howdy folks! 

I got my studio set up in the spare bedroom, so that's pretty jazzing. I just might get some quality work done after all. Of course I might also just spend all day playing darts, like I did today. Without the dartboard, however, I might just lose my shit completely. So, yanno, there's a balance to be struck here. 

I would really, dearly love to have a pachinko machine in there. Hopefully within a couple months or so I'll be able to afford one. I don't know why I think it's a good idea putting a gameroom where I'm supposed to be working, but it's much better than staring at the wall when I've got no new ideas. 

You could put up a pretty good argument that I've never had a new idea. Who has, really, though?

I guess I can call myself a film-maker now without feeling like a liar. I know when and where Antibaby is going to be playing now, so that's jazzing. We'll post more on that later.

Be excellent.

Today was fun while it lasted. I have a new pencil, just like the old one Charlie chewed up. I feel happy in my happy place. 

Man. I need to get a life.

Screwed.

Don't ever check your email over your cell phone. Apparently that jacks up your bill to unmanageable levels. So basically I'm not going to have a phone for a bit.

Also, Charlie saw the need to eat my brand new mechanical pencil. I don't get paid until Friday and I have a hell of a lot of bills. 

Essentially I'm screwed. 

What the fuck is with this Lady GaGa bullshit? I can't jack off to this, nor am I mentally stimulated. So what the hell is this good for? I'm out of touch, I know, I listen to almost nothing but NPR lately, but still. Popular music sure did get really shitty lately.

Man. Well I guess I've been in a shitty mood. Meh, this blog jumped the shark a long time ago, so whatever, folks.

Be excellent.

Draft Autosaved At 10:33 AM

So. Yeah. Things didn't quite go as planned this weekend. Granted, I didn't have grand fabulous plans, but still. I thought I'd take it slow and get some artwork slammed out. Maybe I'd go see Friday the 13th. I did not plan on having to work a double shift on my day off. That kind of ruined the whole day plus the day after it. Fucking economy.

What I wouldn't give to have marketable skills right about now.

I realize I just used the phrase "grand fabulous plans." It's alright, I can use that phrase because I'm comfortable with my masculinity.

Times like this I really wish I drank more. 

Be excellent.

Confident.

I feel good today. Validated, confident, non-asshole-like. Also, other words containing hyphens. Anyhow I'm sitting here waiting on the little brother to finish lunch and get over here so we can move some stuff. 

After that, I'm gonna take advantage of this new found confidence and put it to some use. 

Be excellent.