Screwed.

Don't ever check your email over your cell phone. Apparently that jacks up your bill to unmanageable levels. So basically I'm not going to have a phone for a bit.

Also, Charlie saw the need to eat my brand new mechanical pencil. I don't get paid until Friday and I have a hell of a lot of bills. 

Essentially I'm screwed. 

What the fuck is with this Lady GaGa bullshit? I can't jack off to this, nor am I mentally stimulated. So what the hell is this good for? I'm out of touch, I know, I listen to almost nothing but NPR lately, but still. Popular music sure did get really shitty lately.

Man. Well I guess I've been in a shitty mood. Meh, this blog jumped the shark a long time ago, so whatever, folks.

Be excellent.