Scientists have determined that the average sexual encounter is 4 minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is 9, and since the average length of the penis is 6 inches, the average female received 216 inches or 18 feet per sexual encounter.
18 feet x 3 times a day = 54 feet x 52 weeks = 2802 feet in a single year or just over half a mile.
If you are not getting your half a mile, why not let me help out?
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
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Four minutes? Seriously? So that means when someone is going ten minutes, somebody else is finished in seventeen seconds? What if you go, say, an hour? Or two? Are they counting people who don't have sex?
If a guy couldn't go at least an hour with me, that meant no more encounters ever for him. My answering machine somehow erased his messages by accident.
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