Baffled.

So women continue to baffle the hell out of me. You're supposed to show interest when one comes around and hangs out for a bit, right? So, the conversation seems to be going alright, I have an opening, I go ahead and state my intentions, and she laughs so I figure I'm in like Flynn. Then I don't ever see the girl again. Maybe I read her wrong.

It's been known to happen. 

Anyhow so there isn't any such thing as even a small freshwater octopus, much less a giant man-eating one. Add to that the stories say these things have been showing up in Indian legends for hundreds of years, but most of the lakes in Oklahoma didn't exist more than fifty years ago. It's a load of bullshit. I love weird stories like that, though. They're fun to read, whether they're true or not.

Be excellent.