Guess Who Smells Like Pee

So in an effort to get some action going in the comments section we're going to start the next internet gameshow sensation, Guess Who Smells Like Pee.

Our first contestant celebrates making 400 million dollars for basically blowing smoke up people's collective ass by flaunting his moose knuckle in the presence of strippers. Even though it's surmisable that the "Man who runs America" has to pay for sex, the fact that he gets any at all while I frantically thumb through old Lane Bryant catalogues for a hint of nipple in the bra section still chaps my hide.

Okay, so the stripper picture probably isn't him. His face is too grainy and contrast heavy to match anything else in the entire picture. However, I still find it plausible that Rush sports a moose knuckle, and really, is the real picture of him blowing smoke at the camera with his lizard eyes any less damning?

As the great Bill Hicks once stated, Rush does remind me of one of those guys who can't get his piggly wiggly dick up without lying in a bathtub while said strippers join in a semicircle and pee on him. 

Hence this game, Guess Who Smells Like Pee.