You ever get one of those deep angry itches deep inside your butt crack? Right in there next to the bunghole, where the only effective way to scratch is to practically fist yourself? You can't do that in public, and that's the only time it ever happens. So you have to make an emergency bathroom visit just so you can sit in the stall and finger your ass until you get the itch to go away. Anyhow so that happened to me today but people just kept talking to me so when I finally got to dig in my asshole it felt like a burden had been lifted from my soul.
Sadly I don't think that's as crass as this blog is likely to get.
I don't know, I feel a little bit better. I think I kind of balanced out the previous post, anyhow. I might have made a mistake by following up a confessional by giving tmi about my ass crack. These things happen.
Be excellent.
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Have you thought about dragging your ass along the ground like dogs sometimes do? That might help.
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