Hardcore Nudity.

So the title there is just a red herring to get people to click on the link in the google search. I'm sorry if you were all geeked to get a look at my junk.

I used to subscribe to Suicide Girls and every so often you'd read a girl's blog where she'd be upset that people weren't taking her seriously as a human being, they were just jacking off. I can understand that being seen as a piece of meat is pretty degrading. However I also understand that if you are posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet and nobody's jacking off to them, I don't know, I'd be pretty disappointed. 

Which is precisely why there aren't any naked pictures of me on the internet. At least none where you can see my face. Nobody needs to see that. Unless somebody asks for them, I don't know. That would just be weird, though, wouldn't it? I can call myself a chubby Adonis all I want, it doesn't make it true.

So basically what I'm saying is, there won't be any hardcore nudity in this blog. Probably not even any softcore nudity. Unless you count monkeys. Because not only are they always naked, monkeys are always funny. Unless you put them in, like butler outfits with top hats and monocles. Then they're fucking hilarious.

Wednesday my dad's coming out to help me fix the sink. Because, honestly, fuck it all.