Saturday, November 15, 2008

Mind the Exits

So it's been a craptastic week. Sometime between Wednesday morning when I got myself a bowl of cereal and Wednesday evening when I got home and tried to make dinner my refrigerator died on me. Thusly everything in there was ruined. Of course I had just stocked up for the month Sunday, so I had a lot of stuff in there that had to go. So, yesterday I got paid and immediately had to go get a new refrigerator, and since my stove was older than the fridge to begin with, I decided to get a new stove while I was at it.

Naturally the new refrigerator has to be too tall to fit in the space the old refrigerator fit in. I could take the new one back and get a shorter one, but since it's a groovy black refrigerator that matches my groovy new black stove and I don't want to load the stupid thing and take it back, I'm just thinking I'm going to knock out the cabinet and make the fucker fit. 

Until then I've had to move the kitchen table and set it up on the other side. 

I am now officially white trash. Thank you and mind the exits.

Be excellent.

3 comments:

HyperSexualGirl said...

You won't be white trash until you take the old appliances outside and leave them in the front yard.

Brian said...

I have a washing machine sitting on my front porch as we speak, i put it there this morning.

Mike said...

The old appliances are awaiting my brother coming to pick them up and take them to the scrap yard. So it's like, a temporary white trash condition.