One Little Single Hair.

So I've got one little single hair right in the middle of my forehead. There is no purpose in it. All the rest of my hair lies further back. If anything the fucker's just there messing with me. I mean, if it really wanted to help it could bring some more of it's buddies on forward. There's plenty of hair on my back we could pull to the front. Perhaps back hair and head hair don't associate with each other. I have some kind of hair social combat going on with my body. It ain't fair. I just want to be able to grow my hair like Keanu Reeves in Point Break. 

I don't know how I can have hair everywhere but on my head. I own my baldness, though. I'm not ashamed of it.

I don't know, maybe shaving my back would be a good idea, though.

I just felt like passing the time. Be excellent.