Personal Lubricant.

So I fixed the blog so that anyone can comment. You don't have to sign in or join or anything. You can even be anonymous if you want. 

It's so cute that I think people read this. 

Anyhow so yesterday I went and did a little bit of Christmas shopping. Not a lot, but this year I'm actually going to be able to get all my people at least a couple things so that makes me feel good. You never know, maybe at least one of those things could actually be practical. 

Then I got home, signed on to Chubby Girlfriends, and burned through a bottle of KY warming personal lubricant. 

I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have shared that. What, would you rather I used a can of WD-40? Look, I might be a little bent but I'm not that bent.

It's personal lubricant! What the hell else is it for? I know, I need to go outside more.

Okay, so I guess that'll do it for today. Be excellent.